Addendum
Okay, I admit it. I left one movie off from this week’s opening movies. I did it because no one had reviewed it as of Thursday night (another bad sign), but also because it looked more BAD than awesomely bad. It had the stink of empty promises and bad decisions. It was destined to be forgotten. I just couldn’t let that happen because I don’t want to live in a world without bad movies. But before that, what do you remember about 1994?
But there was also great movies like Speed, The Lion King and The Mask. Plus, there are these gems.
The reason for the flashback is because in 1994 there was a colossal mental FAIL in which the harsh lessons of 1993 were forgotten. Movie executives mistook the Super Mario Brother’s as a SUCCESSFUL movie idea and decided to make this:
And let’s not forget its more popular fraternal twin.
Which leads us to the reason for this addendum, the remake of the above-featured “classic” comes out today. Somehow, somewhere, someone thought it would be a good idea to remake a horrible movie based on the sequel to a horrible video game with lower-tier actors and less money.
The result?
Enjoy your weekend.