King Sheep Productions

Thank you everyone for your t-shirt ideas, and also the birthday wish.

I’ve just finished watching the last hour of the Biggest Loser Couples finale, and I’ve come to the conclusion that the producers of the show need to be beaten in a violent way, preferably about their time-wasting heads.  The reason I bring this up is because I’m about to announce the winner of the t-shirt contest, an act which, on the Biggest Loser show, takes 30 minutes.

Before I could announce it, there would be a video montage of the contest, sound bites, personal reflections, dramatic pauses, and six commercial breaks.  Each episode of the last season was two bleeding hours.  The finale was three.  That’s longer than Braveheart, and only slightly shorter than the theatrical Return of the King!  But I digress.  According to Random.org:

Here are your random numbers:

2

Timestamp: 2009-05-13 06:06:50 UTC

So that makes our winner Brian Thatcher!  Woot and congrats!  As for the next King Sheep t-shirt, we must contemplate the ideas that have been given, for they were plentiful and brilliant.  And it shall be good.  Amen.