Fall movies are Hollywood’s garage sale. Mostly, it’s overdue Spring cleaning, where studios pick up by throwing away. Unexpectedly, 2013 is like a garage sale where you rediscover a bunch of awesome shit you own. The expectation-to-reality whiplash offers quite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Except, Elysium’s ending wasn’t any more memorable than yesterday’s poop. Reminiscing about summer movies enshrines the highs before the lows, and when it comes to the highs of summer 2013, they’re generally pretty low. This summer has its share of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
June’s movie titles would make a pretty good summer movie, with men versus monsters, hot (not cold) wars, and a mass exodus of free employment from our capital. Instead, June’s retroactive review roundup brings us to the half way point[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The 2013 summer movie season begins with the month of May and options range from iconic to moronic. We begin with the former and descend in quality from there. Prepare to Star Trek Into Darkness (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “Star Trek[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…