You can tell by the hodgepodge title that November’s films are a smorgasbord of mishmash and potpourri, complete with fairy tales, future wars, true stories, tear jerkers, young adult heroines and beefy heroes. First stop, Thor: The Dark World (Rotten[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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One might assume that the gravitational forces exhibited by our elders would be used to attract grandchildren for cheek pinching and frail hugging. However, what if a person’s gravity determined their respectability? Heavy people would command attention, normal wouldn’t be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fall movies are Hollywood’s garage sale. Mostly, it’s overdue Spring cleaning, where studios pick up by throwing away. Unexpectedly, 2013 is like a garage sale where you rediscover a bunch of awesome shit you own. The expectation-to-reality whiplash offers quite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Except, Elysium’s ending wasn’t any more memorable than yesterday’s poop. Reminiscing about summer movies enshrines the highs before the lows, and when it comes to the highs of summer 2013, they’re generally pretty low. This summer has its share of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…