Instead of the usual fishing banter of “I got one,” “reel it in,” and “get me another beer,” imagine fishermen (and fisherwomen) replacing bait with directive language. You could summon fish into your boat like you would at a restaurant.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I don’t know/care about Flynn Lorax, but I’m incredibly curious about a secret project to create the world’s most expensive bullet. Even if it’s solid gold and covered with gold-dipped diamonds, no single shot of ammunition should cost that much.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Bummer for the ghost. A fallen soldier gets recognized for bravery in war, only to lose it because she/he hid being horny. What kind of military denies soldiers the right to keep and bear secrets? Speaking of which, we should[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’re like me, you’re wondering three things: Who is the Grey Man? Why is he on a ledge? And what asshole paid him to be there? A lot of terrible things can be justified in the name of popular[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…