If you’re wondering what happened to Blue Wire World – it was cut. A similar fate awaits Underworld: Awakening (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic) because there weren’t any reviews available to be rounded up. Usually dodging critics is a sign that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Do we have to? It might be contraband for a reason. In prison, things are off limits because they’re too dangerous (i.e. guns/drugs) or too fun (i.e. drugs/sex). Now that some prisons deny convicts the right to masturbate, we’re left[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Would you watch a show called Zoo Horse Tattoo Adventures? It sounds like Animal Planet crossed with Miami Ink. First episode: A horse hosts an MTV-style coming-of-age story about misfit zebras experimenting with checker patterns. Sure, it’s ridiculous. The likelihood[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damn those chipmunks! The most memorable thing about them is the name of the most annoying one! After the Squeakquel, I wanted the singing rodents to get lost on a desert island, which happens to be the plot of Alvin[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…