Hello, Loyal Readers,

In new news, a new Coming Distractions!  It’s actually just the first half.  Half 2 will be up a little later.  After some sleep.

Now the new business.  In between my night job and my side jobs, I’ve decided to start a little contest here.  If people like it enough, it might even become a regular thing.

Some of you might remember that a while ago, I made a t-shirt of the “If Jesus were here…” picture and put it up on Cafepress. Well, that shirt will be the prize of this first contest, which will actually lead to the second contest.

Here’s the way it goes: you comment below, and tell me what you think I should make into my next t-shirt. Bear in mind that it should be something I already own the rights to. While we’d all love to see my rendition of Wolverine vs. Captain Kirk, the sale of that image would land me in legal water hot enough to curl my eyebrow hairs.

There will be two contest winners this time around. First, one person drawn at random will receive an “If Jesus” shirt.

Second, whoever comes up with the best t-shirt idea will get a free one of those when I have them made.

The only catch is that you must have a valid e-mail address so that I can contact you.

Sound good?

Great! Contest ends in one week, so let the comments begin.