Just a quick little blog this Monday morning to revel in my Nerf fixation. This last weekend, I saw a commercial for the best thing to come out of the Nerf corporate headquarters in years, and it looks like this:

That’s right, it’s a Nerf suction-dart sniper rifle with a clip and a bipod. This baby collapses/separates into two weapons, retails for about $29.99, boasts a range of 35 feet with pinpoint laser sighting, and I want one. What am I going to use it for? I live in downtown Microsoft, a booming metropolis of glass-sided office buildings. Use your imagination.

Now you know what to get me for Christmas.