Santa Claus has given up the naughty-nice list and started accepting bribes because Hollywood is giving you FIVE GOLDEN movies this weekend. Each one lands between “Worth your time/money” and “Classic.” How’d you get so lucky? While you’re pondering that,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Why do optimistic offspring choose to torture their toes? Nobody knows. Assuming they manage their maiming around midnight, their walk home would be a Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “It’s fun in a Syfy Channel way: not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This (double-sized) roundup title suggests irreverent crime from a tragically Greek figure (with an American name) during the Ho-ho-holidays. Linguistically, it’s non-specific. Regardless, (present-stealing) thieves (ala the Grinch) catching people with their (Santa) pants down is “a dick move.” At[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…