Would you watch a show called Zoo Horse Tattoo Adventures? It sounds like Animal Planet crossed with Miami Ink. First episode: A horse hosts an MTV-style coming-of-age story about misfit zebras experimenting with checker patterns. Sure, it’s ridiculous. The likelihood[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Damn those chipmunks! The most memorable thing about them is the name of the most annoying one! After the Squeakquel, I wanted the singing rodents to get lost on a desert island, which happens to be the plot of Alvin[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Since most soldiers don’t require babysitters, this roundup title might be a euphemism for a Drill Sergeant. On the other hand, if a soldier has an overprotective spouse or acts like a big baby, maybe he/she needs the firm hand[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Scotch is good and so is Local Hero, a little 1980’s movie about a big-city man losing himself in Scotland. Put quirky and sweet (two qualities that refer to both scotch and the film) together and you get something like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…