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The official release of “The Adventures of the Princess and Mr. Whiffle” inches ever closer, and already people seem to be digging it. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t Google the book title and browse anything newly written[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If Jonah Cyrus was a real person, this title could start an internet rumor. Why does he hate this toy so much? Is it ‘killer’ awesome or a ‘killer’ choking hazard? Does jinxing plastic amusements warrant news coverage? I love[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The latest Coming Distractions represents our own little “season finale,” the end of a story arc which has taken the two of us 10 whole months to complete. Most of that was due to my own frakking laziness. Took in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…