Why do optimistic offspring choose to torture their toes? Nobody knows. Assuming they manage their maiming around midnight, their walk home would be a Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “It’s fun in a Syfy Channel way: not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This (double-sized) roundup title suggests irreverent crime from a tragically Greek figure (with an American name) during the Ho-ho-holidays. Linguistically, it’s non-specific. Regardless, (present-stealing) thieves (ala the Grinch) catching people with their (Santa) pants down is “a dick move.” At[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Drunk journalists, heroic animated cats, revisionist histories, and sci-fi parables might be scary for some, but as the final movie releases before Halloween, they’re remarkably BOO-ring. Okay, that was lame. But if I’m lucky, the joke will get better In[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sadly, my computer imploded this week. While I wish it could be reborn as a supernatural french swordsman, I am preparing myself for its (more likely) future as a paperweight, which is an even more useless desk accessory in our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…