My first title was “Elm Vengeance On Nightmare Street,” due to the Nightmare theme of this week’s roundup, but I couldn’t resist a tree-tastic homonym. On one ghoulish hand we have a modern remake of horror icon Freddy Krueger and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is no lower rung on the character ladder than the back-up loser. A loser can be credited with being the best at losing, but the role of loser’s first alternate could only be occupied by someone with zero self-worth. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I wonder if Death got his ass kicked because he was responsible for guiding the living into death or because his cloak looked too much like a burqa. Oh well, I don’t mean to mix my politics and my movie[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Your theater entertainment options for this weekend are as follows: Option one: A mistaken identity comedy starring TV’s two best comedians. Option two: Liam Neeson goes back-to-back weekends with a supernatural/psychological thriller. Option three: Save your money and pre-order Avatar. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…