Crosses are ‘actively paranormal’ as divine symbols and/or vampire repellents, which isn’t true for surnames, as in Alex Cross (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “The 6’5″ Perry’s most believable moment is when his character has to reach something from a high shelf. That feels real.”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Less accurate attacks, more stumbling, and the slim chance a bar’s neon allure will distract them, if you’re being chased by an evil psychopath, it’s better if they’re Smashed (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “Ponsoldt, Paul and Winstead make a remarkably effective team[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
But what does a re-animated dog do with buttered cassettes? Nobody knows but Frankenweenie (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “Darned near an instant classic.” Roger Moore McClatchy-Tribune News Service Close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades. And nuclear war. And Frankenweenie.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A perfect hotel loop isn’t much of a perk compared to in-room cable and mini-bars. Even if it offered all three, few tourists would book rooms at the Hotel Transylvania (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “Hotel Transylvania is occasionally the kind of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…