Oh the elusive Cat-Elephant: half clumsy, half sly; part tiny, part huge – does it pounce between branches or stomp out craters? Does it drink from a bowl or a pond? Without knowing the H20 requirements of mythical feline pachyderms,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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A conspiracy involving indifferent screams probably wouldn’t interest anyone. Even if the whole world was involved, the blandness of the deception would guarantee that even Atlas Shrugged (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “Let’s say you know the novel, you agree with[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s my birthday today, so I’m very aware of numbers. How many years I’ve been alive, 35. Number of Superman boxer shorts amassed from presents, 1 (so far). Amount of money won in birthday poker, $63. And now I’ve turned[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today is April Fool’s Day, which means you probably won’t uncover an insidious super hop code. There’s a higher likelihood you’ll find pop rocks on your toilet seat or question the plausibility of Gmail Motion. If the technology exists for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…