Fall movies are Hollywood’s garage sale. Mostly, it’s overdue Spring cleaning, where studios pick up by throwing away. Unexpectedly, 2013 is like a garage sale where you rediscover a bunch of awesome shit you own. The expectation-to-reality whiplash offers quite[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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The 2013 summer movie season begins with the month of May and options range from iconic to moronic. We begin with the former and descend in quality from there. Prepare to Star Trek Into Darkness (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “Star Trek[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I just walked out of my first D-Box movie and my fillings are still shaking. If you haven’t heard of D-Box, think of it as having the sensations of a fixed-seat ride (like Star Tours) while watching a blockbuster film, or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome to roundup #500. Or thereabouts. This isn’t perfect math, this is English major math. Like many historical truisms, the facts don’t matter as much as what is validated by time. Just because Abe was honest doesn’t mean he always told the truth. Maybe[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…