Why do optimistic offspring choose to torture their toes? Nobody knows. Assuming they manage their maiming around midnight, their walk home would be a Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “It’s fun in a Syfy Channel way: not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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This (double-sized) roundup title suggests irreverent crime from a tragically Greek figure (with an American name) during the Ho-ho-holidays. Linguistically, it’s non-specific. Regardless, (present-stealing) thieves (ala the Grinch) catching people with their (Santa) pants down is “a dick move.” At[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Drunk journalists, heroic animated cats, revisionist histories, and sci-fi parables might be scary for some, but as the final movie releases before Halloween, they’re remarkably BOO-ring. Okay, that was lame. But if I’m lucky, the joke will get better In[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If trespassing in the Garden Of Invention results in an immediate rush of creativity (ala knowledge in Eden’s Garden), the first task on the trespasser’s list should be giving itself a proper name. Unless it wants complete and total anonymity,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…