The major problem with vampire love is where they look. Personal ads are fine, but modern nosferatu prowl schoolyards. When the romantic age difference is between a high school senior and a senior citizen, it’s creepy. However, when you extend the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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The meaning of this week’s roundup title hinges on the word ‘rock,’ with interpretations that include: hurling stones, physical exertion, or jamming with a band. If you don’t want to question anyone involved in the rocking, consider asking Your Sister’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What constitutes a Promethean guarantee? Would it be a queue for people to gaze upon the fires of creation? Given that Frankenstein is the modern Prometheus, perhaps the guarantee extends to eternal life (at least for parts of you). As[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nice work Snow! Most Disney princesses couldn’t school a piranha in a swimming pool, on a basketball court, or in a classroom filled with honor student piranha. Based on previous princess priorities, most would prefer to worry about the ‘will[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…