Everyone has their own definition for a Man Kingdom, but a black moon is a new moon. The sun highlights the half of the moon not facing earth resulting in black space where the moon used to be. If you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Load the torpedoes and peel the potatoes! The only thing separating battleship generals from a battleship dictators are the tone of the orders. A general expects orders to be followed, whereas a dictator knows they’ll be followed…or else. Regardless, if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Is there a more competitive and demanding internship than job shadowing God? I can’t imagine he/she would bother sending you to earth for coffee, because, you know, omnipotent. He/she wouldn’t need you to wash his/her car, pick up the dry[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
No crime committed against a hotel (even an exotic one) deserves avenging. Celebrity room trashing is too common for revenge and even replacing the late-night concierge with a pathological liar shouldn’t warrant assembling The Avengers (Rotten Tomatoes – Metacritic). “Big,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…