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Holiday Aftermath

by Major Sheep on November 29, 2007 at 5:03 pm
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I hope I’m not the only one for whom this post-tryptophapocalypse week has been a knuckle-dragging nightmare. When did holiday vacations become so much work? I’m not referring to family interaction, but rather the activity of grown-up holidays. As a kid, I remember Thanksgiving weekend as a veritable funageddon. (Two made-up “end of days” words in the same paragraph!) Of course, I had zero responsibilities as a child, and the only duty I did have was simple participation. Puting down my sketchbook and joining the pinochle game was really the most that was required of me.

Seems like growing up means a lot of stuff has to be serious. Work is serious, love is serious, and even playing is serious stuff. No wonder there are so many anti-depressants on the market. Well, that’s not me. In fact, I think if there was one thing a Nate poll would reveal, it’s that I’m rarely serious. And on that point, I am absolutely serious.

I just finished my first piece of video game art. What game is it for? I have no idea. I was approached under cover of darkness by a man in black who said not a word, but handed me a thin manila folder containing the contents of the job. It was a grueling back-and-forth of changes and proofs (apparently the industry norm of game producers), but I finally finished at the 11th hour, and the funds will now be transfered to my numbered account in the Caymans (also game industry norm). Despite the flurry of changes and tweaks that the project involved, I found myself intensely engaged with the process. Because the artwork needed to be in a “pulp” style (a style I have never attempted, and struggled to emulate), I even dreamt in lurid yellow, green, and red. I don’t recommend it, but it did show that I was deeply involved in the work I was doing, a feeling not easily achieved.

That’s all for now, friends. Hope your Thanksgiving was grand, and the jarring return to work wasn’t too uncomfortable.

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Fanksgiveng, guvnuh.

by Major Sheep on November 21, 2007 at 4:58 pm
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This is very unusual for me, and I feel slightly dirty doing this, but there will be no Thanksgiving comic this year. I can see that your tears are welling up, making you look like a cast extra from Sailor Moon, but it’ll do no good. I’m swamped with work from both my day job and my freelancing, which means that all of my free time is spent doing daily maintenance tasks like brushing my teeth and puting on pants. Did I mention I beat Bully last night? Great game.

Anyway, I’m just completely drowning in work right now, but I’d still like to wish each and every one of you faithful readers out there (even the ones who don’t celebrate the Yankee holiday) a very Happy Thanksgiving. Get stuffed.

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Future Weapons

by Major Sheep on November 19, 2007 at 3:50 pm
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Just a quick little blog this Monday morning to revel in my Nerf fixation. This last weekend, I saw a commercial for the best thing to come out of the Nerf corporate headquarters in years, and it looks like this:

That’s right, it’s a Nerf suction-dart sniper rifle with a clip and a bipod. This baby collapses/separates into two weapons, retails for about $29.99, boasts a range of 35 feet with pinpoint laser sighting, and I want one. What am I going to use it for? I live in downtown Microsoft, a booming metropolis of glass-sided office buildings. Use your imagination.

Now you know what to get me for Christmas.

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If You Be My Bodyguard…

by Major Sheep on November 16, 2007 at 4:23 pm
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Songs that I am depressed are not on iTunes: “If You Be My Bodyguard” by Paul Simon, “Teenage Wasteland” by the Who, anything by Yvan Cassar, and “The Rock” soundtrack. This list is by no stretch of the national deficit complete, but it’s what’s frustrating me right now. The absence of these tracks makes me question the validity of a place like iTunes vs. Bittorrent or even iMesh. Ah well, viva la revolucion, and all that.

I took my wife out to dinner for her birthday last night, a magnificent affair because we decided to throw a bone to the new restaurant in town, Spazzo’s Italian Grill and Wine Bar. It turned out to be a bone well-thrown because the service was royal and the food was excellent. How excellent? The dish I got was so good, I’m considering going back and ordering the dish that sounds least appealing to me; so confident I am in their cooking. We attempted to take a picture of our left-overs once we got home, but all that showed up on the film was a bright prism flare indicating the food’s super-dimensional presence. Spazzo’s is good. If you have the means, I highly recommend it.

New Coming Distractions, as you can see, and I’ll try to get back on the voting incentive wagon soon.

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11/16/2007

by Major Sheep on November 16, 2007 at 12:01 am
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